It’s my sister’s birthday today.
Now we haven’t spoken to each other for some time, and haven’t seen each other for even longer.
Not because of any deep dark secretive reason.
It’s simply because we live in different cities and have gone on our own life paths.
After such a long absence, I thought it was time that I reached out and extended a familial hand.
It was time to rekindle that love that only siblings can feel toward each other.
What better way to show my sister how much she means to me than buying myself a pair of shoes?
Not just any shoes, either.
Blue velvet shoes!
Huh?
What do you mean they have nothing to do with family values?
Okay, I might be a little out of practice.
Oh, well.
Maybe next year.
Hugo Boss
