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What he wore to the first date. Vol. 2
I’ve given up on the whole what she wore to the first date idea. I either forget, or something happens to prevent me even asking the question. Take my latest attempt at a first date, for example. She...
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I love white jeans.
In particular, I love these white jeans. I have nothing more to say today. Apart from mentioning that I have nothing more to say today. Which is actually saying something. So forget about me not having...
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As if…
I was walking past the Hugo Boss outlet store the other day, and swore to myself I would resist. I was refraining from any more purchases until the credit card was feeling healthier, and not so full. I...
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What I wore to the second date.
You read correctly, Occasional Reader! A second date. What was so intrinsically wrong with the girl that she would agree to a second date with me? I didn’t ask, and don’t care. She agreed. Was she...
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What he wore to the first date. Vol: 3
Another first date. Dressed well. On time. Went well. No second date. Why? I’m “too gay”. Sorry, I couldn’t hear you, due to the giant dildo in my ass. FFS. What does that even mean? Too gay? Don’t...
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What he wore to the first date. Vol: Who cares?
I only just realised I haven’t relayed the story that inspired the unbelievably entertaining What She/He Wore segments. It was actually one of the first dates I went on since rejoining the online...
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Hella hirsuteness!
Now normally I’m not one to be proud of any level of hairiness upon my good self. This is not a “normally” moment. Velvet jacket and pony skin shoes. Does it get any better? Or hairier? Shoes – Jack...
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Nothing to see here…
… apart from a ridiculously snappily dressed gent in the most awesome jacket you could possible imagine! I have come one tiny step closer to the idea of having a number of my original design jackets...
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Six inches makes all the difference!
I went to see Steve Balbi last night at the Opera House. Picking an outfit for such an occasion was an adventure in itself. There were tears, there was laughter, there were exclamations of fatness....
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Well, I never!
Okay, maybe I have a couple of times, but I was drunk and lonely at the time. Moving on to a different subject, I attended the first birthday of my friece the other day. What’s a friece? It’s the...
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O Sole Mio!
Seriously. I feel I should have been belting out an Aria in this outfit. By the Gods, I love my cape! Shoes – Yapi Jeans – Hugo Boss Shirt – Griffin Scarf – Oxford Jacket – Jack London
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A beige existence
It’s not always such a bad thing, beige. Though I swear this outfit looked better in person than it does photographed. Here, it just looks boring, kinda sorta. Your opinion? Shoes – Aquila Jeans –...
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Your opinion?
Yes? Or… No! Or… My, but you’re looking very masculine and slightly lumberjackey today! Shoes – G.H. Bass & Co Jeans – Hugo Boss Shirt – Oxford Jacket – Armani
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Your opinion?
No back story here. No witty observations. Not a single anecdote to be uttered. Just the outfit. Shoes – John Fluevog Jeans – Hugo Boss Shirt – Oxford Jacket – Topman
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Thank you, come again!
I bought this shirt the other day for the obvious reasons. Does the pattern remind you of anything? It gives me the urge to go to a public bathroom, stagger out of the stall dishevelled and sweaty, and...
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A debilitating digit.
I was invited along to a large corporate function the other night, and was happy to see the dress code of “cocktail” listed. While that didn’t mean I was going to slip on a pair of slingbacks with a...
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Your opinion?
Yes! Or… Oh my (insert deity name here), yes! Or… Flowers and checks? You fashion forward funkster, you! Shoes – Prada Jeans – Hugo Boss Shirt – Oxford Jacket – Bell & Barnett
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Magic shoes?
I really was just going to post this photo. Until I noticed the shoes. I really should mention the shoes. Aren’t they beautiful? Aren’t they just simply eye-catching? Don’t they make a man look...
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Your opinion?
Yes! Or… No! Or… Sheriff! That varmint stole my hoss! Boots – Wittner Jeans – Hugo Boss Shirt – Premonition Vest – Wayne Cooper
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Happy Birthday!
It’s my sister’s birthday today. Now we haven’t spoken to each other for some time, and haven’t seen each other for even longer. Not because of any deep dark secretive reason. It’s simply because we...
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