Another first date.
Dressed well.
On time.
Went well.
No second date.
Why?
I’m “too gay”.
Sorry, I couldn’t hear you, due to the giant dildo in my ass.
FFS.
What does that even mean?
Too gay?
Don’t know.
Don’t care.
Looked fabulous!
Shoes – Hugo Boss
Jeans – Hugo Boss
Shirt – Premonition
